fuck insertion

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.

I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".

by Drewsski October 8, 2008

insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?

Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.

1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.

Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!

2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?

3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?

Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 8, 2012

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

Insectory

To be 'Insect-like'

"With those huge glasses you look insectory!"

by Phatang August 5, 2009

Inceptionization

A thought or vision of something that should or will come to be.

I had an Inceptionization the other day when I was gardening...

by Iruntintowallsalot January 16, 2011