walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.

That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.

by boratfan April 20, 2009

Urethra Infestation

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes

Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!

by Mark4Fetish March 16, 2021

Steph infection

A sickness you get from a girl named "Steph." She is sick more times than not. It might even be scientifically related to a more common "staph infection"

Me: Dude this sucks. I think I got a Steph infection. I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Fred: Yeah, Dude. Shitty. I'm Pretty sure I've gotten that sickness before. It makes me cringe just to think about it.

by Gentleman Jake May 1, 2011

Anal infestation

A festation of crabs in your ass hair.

Omg. I sat on the toilet at the bar last nite, and when I woke up the next morning I freaked out 'cause I had an anal infestation.

by Kittypuppy February 15, 2009

Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009

Infestation

Too get taken over by a plague

1Dude look at that corpse its Infested,
2Wanna watch the news no way turn on 35 jacks getting taken over
by who
Infestation cuz he owns us all

by Skot(Infestation871 himself) April 13, 2003

byeast infection

when a vaginal yeast infection crosses the perineum barrier into the anus causing an anal yeast infection

"I pulled a southern trespass on her and she got a byeast infection."

by jimseng January 22, 2010