Illegal magic

An unfair summon

Is that illegal magic?! - pinkUSA

by Maticaltman November 4, 2022

Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it

"YOU HAVE TO PROTECT US! It doesn't matter how many people we let die or pay to do a genocide! You have to protect US! Ignore the fact that we are doing a very public mind-rape surveillance thing to this guy that has been putting your kids lives at risk! If he tell you to being us to him you have to protect US!" ~ Every politician

Hym "Refuse illegal orders... Unless you don't feel like it. Like maybe your family members plane just randomly fell out of the sky and you want revenge... Then... Do whatever you want 🤷 ♂️ I mean I am not the boss of you."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2025

illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

by walker4209 October 27, 2014

Illegally blonde

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

ILLEGAL JOKER

The leader of ILLEGAL ARMY, he is feking strong and pro in almost every game. He don't like heros, he likes the villians like him.the guy who never talk to girls first.he don't like to party much but if he had someone cool, maybe his mood can be changed. He has pure heart even Kent r.o can't beat him. He usually talk very less and silently notice everything. But at the end he is multi talented, he was good singer, dancer, painter, he can write manga and comics.

He is damm cute .

One eye contact with him can keeps you whole day smiling .that's the ILLEGAL JOKER

ILLEGAL JOKER the legend of the gaming

by Dream 57 November 23, 2021

Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 2, 2023