Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.
by j.turansky January 5, 2016
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by omarnasr August 7, 2017
Get the insta mug.When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"
(Playing Mario Kart)
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018
Get the insta-cuck mug.Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.
Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.
All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.
All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.
by Urban Husband January 12, 2019
Get the Cadillac insta model mug.A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.
"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.
"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"
"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."
by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018
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annoying twelve year olds that think they have a chance with their fave.
also they make up random stories about their fave to start drama.
they also tend to roleplay as their fave in groupchats with people they don’t know.
annoying twelve year olds that think they have a chance with their fave.
also they make up random stories about their fave to start drama.
they also tend to roleplay as their fave in groupchats with people they don’t know.
by twitter stan August 25, 2018
Get the insta stan mug.When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
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