Infacetigate

to investigate some new gossip/news via facebook

Yo! Did you see John's new girlfriend?

No! Wait, let me infacetigate this news.

by infacetigator 3000 October 30, 2008

inactive crush

An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.

Megans inactive crush kicked in and she started liking Tim again, but only for 2 minutes.

by Stahley13 May 14, 2016

infantaphobia

The fear of babies. (Usually 1 year old and younger)

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia.

by Dragón May 20, 2016

Infantard

Infantard, due to the fact the infantry usually are retarded and that leads to problems such as broken equipment such as radio's lot's and lot's of radio's

Infantarded, Retarded

Damn it the infantard's broke our radios again

by siegey September 9, 2018

infatuated

infatuated is just a posh wosh for being " head over heels", "crazy over someone" or basically " whipped "

" she cheated on alex but he's back with her because he's clearly infatuated"

by mindurbusinesshoe May 12, 2019

Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Infected Toe

An infected toe is yummy,it can contain protein,healthy fats and some yummy texture

Yummy infected toe,i like it.

by wtfgabe. October 10, 2019