humperbatch

One who chooses to bid farewell with a jolting thrust of the groin amid mass confusion and semi hysteria whilst possessed by the spirit of Sir Stephen Hawking.

"It is now time for me to depart."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 3, 2004

Humpback Growler

While engaging in Doggy-style, the man grabs hold of his woman's wrists and pulls them back, rendering her helpless as her face is driven into the mattress. While the female is being submitted the male then yells profanities at her. (Note: also works with lesbians and a strap-on)

"Bro, Jason gave Jessica a Humpback Growler and she was hella-pissed..."

by Bartholomew Bulldozer April 14, 2010

hrumpy

grumpiness due to hunger

Don't snap at me because you are hrumpy, grab a snack and we can talk after.

by therealagame May 13, 2010

hump year

Year that starts on a Wednesday

The year 2014 is a hump year.

by PatrickASteward December 31, 2013

Duchess Hump

A collection of fat at the base of one's neck. Formerly thought to be associated with old age. Early marker for obesity. The rounding of the back of the neck.

Is your auntie looking down at her shoes?
ANS: No. She is forced to look down because of the duchess hump on her neck.

by TallDarkandLovely May 8, 2011

cherry hump

A name given to your very first time sexually.

Brenda looks like she's just dismounted a horse. Might be something to do with her first cherry hump with that African American basketball player.

by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019