to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 4, 2003

Hoofy

A dirty person with shabby clothes and a pony tail usually missing teeth and stoned. These people are seen walking or hitch-hiking because a) they cannot afford a car, b) no one would pick them up because they would steal your pot.

Look at that fuckin' hoofy hitching a ride. I bet he would kill us for our pot.

Hey, swerve the car and hit that hoofy over there.

by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

Hooftie

A vehicle that is worn down and old. It barely gets you to where you need to go, but chances are unlikely. Also see Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous.

Derek's got a new car, but because he is poor he could only get a hooftie.

Oh hell naw! He put spinners on his hooftie!

by Brooklyn March 18, 2005

hoof

Run, as defined in the Hurricane English/Scottish Bilingual Dictionary

'Hoof, wee babas!! HOOF IT!!!'
'Ye wee hoofters!!' (I think she means we're REALLY fast)

by Rosie Hall February 23, 2007

Hoofing

verb: The act of sexual relations so vile is cannot be described by any specific noun, or group of nouns. It is generally used in conjunction with rape, though is not limited to recreation. Usually a horse is involved but could also refer to animals of any species or a less than desireable woman or man.

Example 1: I was in at the Police station last night, and while I was sleeping in my cell and a large burly man proceeded to hoof me.

Example 2: My child is a product of hoofing,

by Lutheran Hoofer February 6, 2012

hoofy

To have feet which resemble that of a horse or similar animal.
Alternatively to be "in a hoof" means to be in a mood.

"hoofy is in a hoof hoof"
"alright you hoofy cunt"

by ionamac October 28, 2007

hoof

adj. A Oklahoma way to say wack, or trash. Used as a way to express something being "played out...

Opposite of tight

"Not you got on them old Jordans, that's so hoof."
"P-unit is a hoof gang on da norf side."
"Hard in da paint like Carmelo= hoof.... Hard in the paint like AI= tight

by The cherry 1! August 8, 2005