Hanky Houdini

The act of leaving a sex partner while he/she is asleep, and replacing yourself with a fresh turd.

"I got banged by this guy last night and he pulled a hanky houdini. He dissappeared and turned himself into a turd!"

by DersYouRock December 3, 2007

houdini cheescake bowtie

Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.

Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.

by this is youtube shit March 27, 2010

the houdini

after fucking a grl anal the guy takes out his dick and spits on her back so she thinks hes already has cum, then says 'hey baby' and when she turns around splooges into her eye

i pulled a houdini on that grl and her sister last night

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Houdini

To disappear from a party, bar, social event or concert without alerting your fellow revelers of the egress of your presence. Stealth, is quite necessary to pull off a Houdini, such that your compatriots don't notice your absence until you're half way home. Which is typically a difficult task to accomplish during such an inebriated state. Such behavior is usually brought on by a strong desire to retire for the evening in one's own bed, brought on by very high consumption of spirits prior to the aforementioned evening's events have come to maturity. As a by-product of such actions, a good Houdini is a magic trick, even a work of art!

Friend 1, "What happened to Brook?"
Friend 2, "I don't know man, he was pretty drunk. I think he pulled a Houdini!"

by Jerome Jr. August 4, 2007

Dirty Houdini

when you're doing her doggy style, let some warm saliva drip down on her back, then when she turns around thinking you came, you firehose all over her!

I gave that bitch the Dirty Houdini!

by jon van matterhorn April 3, 2010

houdini

During anal sex or doggie style, right before climax the man spits a wad on the womans back. As she turns around thinking it is over, the man rubs it out in her face and exclaims "Abra-cadabra".

She said she liked magic tricks, so I gave her the old houdini.

by Gay Rich Lindgren January 16, 2007

Houdini

When a guy is getting a girl in the ass and he spits on her back so she thinks he is done then when she turns arounds he blows in her face

I tricked that bitch so bad, I got her with the old Houdini!

by Xtrminatr January 16, 2007