A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
by TommyBecks September 12, 2010
Get the Hot Pocket Parachutemug. Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.
Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007
Get the cleveland hot pocketmug. After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.
Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.
by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014
Get the Michigan Hot Pocketmug. when one decides it is a good idea to poop in a towel in order to seek the attention of his peers. this is only done by individuals who have no brain and think crew is life.
Student 1: Yo did you hear the crew team made a Chaminade Hot Pocket?
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
by be the best May 31, 2015
Get the Chaminade Hot Pocketmug. when shave your pubic hair and place it into a girls vagina, then you sneeze into her vagina and she then quiefs out a hairball.
by Hyilainwaffle June 5, 2022
Get the Missouri Hot Pocketmug. The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.
"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"
"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
by KMP4 April 6, 2014
Get the Emmett Hot Pocketmug. The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
by Vlorg August 19, 2006
Get the alabama hot pocketmug.