Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.

That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.

by South/eastbaylivin March 28, 2015

horizontal skyscraper

A building that may only be a few floors but goes on for hundreds of meters.

Wow, this building is only 5 stories high but a high mile long. Yep, that's a horizontal skyscraper.

by eddieQ December 01, 2015

horizontal gag

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.

Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.

by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017

horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

by CramApple1999 March 30, 2023

Horizontal hunky funky

a humorous way to describe two lovers are having sex, especially if you walk in on the action

A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky

by strappling May 30, 2022

Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 06, 2024

Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.

"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"

by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022