Sex in a car, or just sex where both parties on laying down on a large chair, couch, bed, sidewalk; literally anything you can lay down on.
“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”
“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”
“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”
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Get the horizontal conversation mug.A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
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Get the horizontal fruit-basket mug.Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
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Get the horizontal crab cake mug.When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
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Get the horizontal sweating mug.N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
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Get the horizontalitis mug.Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon
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