Hula Hooping 

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!

Hula Hooping by TVK777 March 27, 2015

Hooking up 

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.

are you guys hooking up tonight?

Hooking up by ellenaf April 11, 2007

holding patern 

To wait, no action or movement.

Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.

holding patern by leadthrower September 1, 2006

Hobdingle 

A limp dick, also used as a nasty term to call someone, or a mean name

That guys a jerk, WHAT A HOBDINGLE!

Hobdingle by BooBoolovesPattyCake November 2, 2009

Holding the phone wrong 

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

Holding the phone wrong by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

Hooping puff

Getting high by inhaling fumes emitted by boiling feces.

Me: "Did you see those kids hooping puff?"
You: "Yeah, let's hoop some puff with them!"

Hooping puff by null society July 20, 2012

holding on to the glory days 

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

holding on to the glory days by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014