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hoobjaboobawhatnow

1. A term used on forums to describe something that hasn't been done.

2. An exclamation of surprise.
Oh, there isn't a definition for "slopcunt"! Hoobjaboobawhatnow???
by RandomizeR07 October 4, 2006
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hoobie boobies

breasts that sag below the belly, or reproductive system. usually seen on old women.
look at the hoobie boobies on joe boitano
by the jk December 24, 2006
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Hobbyist

A man who patronizes prostitutes.
A Hobbyist needs so much anal action that their worn out women tell them they should take up a Hobby.
by Joe Coalman October 20, 2008
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hoobastank

"The posterboy for faceless generic rock if not for the fact if you think about it, a posterboy can't be faceless."

A piece of shit band that is highly overrated by teens and girly-girls who seem to be in love with the band members. The Reason, almost as bad as the "Voice inside my YED" by Crap 182, is some bleeding heart song about

"I jus want u to knoowwwwwwwwww
I've found the reason for meeeeeeee
to change wut i use 2 beeeeeeeeee
a weezon to start over newwwwwwwwww
and the reason is uuuuuuuuuu"

It's basically the same thing over and over again very slowly. Down with Hoobastank. Bad music is a sin.
d00d: hay bitch ur the reason for me
d00d gf: omg u lisin 2 hoobasuck ur gay
by ThaNeoGospel November 6, 2004
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Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.
Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!
by SMQ April 25, 2005
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hoobastank

the technique of rippin a nasty one in the palm of one's hand, then sticking it under some unexpecting fools nose, thus letting him savor the flavor. also refered to as a "buttercup"
oh damn, i just got hoobastank'd
by dave n' eddie September 1, 2004
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hoobershnitz

a fancy way of saying "oh shit"
for something that isnt really that serious or awful
"hoobershnitz were out of milk"
by Bertiee September 8, 2007
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