Hanson'ed

caught out doing something wrong and therefore in trouble

I told mah gurl that I was studyin' last night but I went to the party, right? Man, she showed up and I got HANSON'ED with another girl!"

by martyjhunt June 4, 2011

hinsonize

1. To take a seemingly significant situation and making a joke of it.

2. A way of making light of a stressful situation.

3. Behaving in a juvenile fashion during professional situations.

4. Having no shame in attempts to be humorous.

That motherfucker hinsonizes every staff meeting we have. The other day he intentionally farted when the boss paused for dramatic effect.

by NewSputnik March 7, 2011

Hinson'd

to be caught in an elaborate prank that shall be retold throughout the ages. Usually ends with a hospital visit.

Did you hear about Billy? He got totally hinson'd when some guy put a bobcat in a briefcase and left it in his driveway...

by LHigg June 7, 2011

Howson

Pourer of scorn

There's Howson, pouring scorn on stuff.

by Dudelookslikealady1990 October 1, 2016

Hontoning

The act of stockpiling accounts for a giveaway you probably won't win

That dude over there doesn't come out his house because he's too busing hontoning.

by Nig Bungus February 11, 2019

Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Hobson

A unique handsome man , who will dominate your love life , sweet kind and gentle , great lovers and you can always fall back on when you need him the most hobsons rarely come around

Did you see hobson yesterday at the mall he’s unique

by Walker Ryan July 9, 2019