hobbitual sex offender 

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

hobbitual sex offender by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

king of hobbies 

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

king of hobbies by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Hoebitchuary

To write a hoebituary is to kill someone because they are being a hoebitch.

You best back away from my man or I will write you a hoebitchuary.

Hoebitchuary by psuedopetenz October 21, 2010

Welfare hobbits 

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

Welfare hobbits by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

habbitch

A woman (or man for that matter) that ensnares their mate through guilt and prevents them from experiencing the joys and liberties they might otherwise enjoy. The mate is the victim of an unhealthy, addictive relationship, which is often impossible to eradicate, even withstanding multiple interventions.

Jones, it's about time you kicked that nasty little habbitch.

habbitch by Wames Joods September 23, 2004

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

Hobbitch by Really_KG? May 2, 2009