Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.

Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum

"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"

by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017

Helmet Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. Similar to "eskimo brothers".

Girl 1: I totally slept with Bob last night
Girl 2: OMG no way! I totally slept with him last week!
Both: *high five* We are helmet sisters

by Dick Wolves June 22, 2017

helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed

Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'

by G_meister November 18, 2019

flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese

Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet

by mad bagger February 21, 2015

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 7, 2019