heading north

Arising from oral sex to kiss your partner

"You're doing great Amanda, time to start heading north and give me a smooch"

by Masterblaster3000 March 20, 2014

faith healing

Belief in the power of intercessionary prayer to cure disease or illness. Separated from doing nothing only by the fact that you've probably put your hands together and talked to yourself somewhat.

Accounts of successful faith healing are about as credible as a person of average height standing right in front of you and declaring, 'I am seventeen feet tall, honest guv.'

by The_Mad_Thinker June 10, 2016

Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks

How you say "sorry bud i am heading to food trucks" through an email while driving.

"Hey, do you want to hang out at lunch?"

"Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks"

by Lunch Beers Club September 17, 2013

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

by Ruv March 19, 2005

Heading-out

"Heading-out". When you are sure of an imminent migraine.

i.e. The pressure in my head is making everything look wavy..I think I"ll be "heading-out". (coined by me 5-24-2013)

by EndoMigraine May 28, 2013

Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.

I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.

by Agonzizzle January 13, 2008

Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.

Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.

by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008