Kevin Hart is a comedian often known for his ordinary and predictable jokes.
Pulling a Kevin Hart is thinking you're very funny and outstanding while telling some sort of ordinary, unfunny joke.
Pulling a Kevin Hart is thinking you're very funny and outstanding while telling some sort of ordinary, unfunny joke.
Person 1: My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church now.
Person 2: Kevin Hart is in the building!
Person 2: Kevin Hart is in the building!
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by yoooooooooooooooz January 9, 2003
Get the hartbeat mug.To wear one's sunglasses at night or in a darker place where they serve no practical purpose and are used only as a fashion accessory. Corey Harting it has been shown in several scientific studies to have a strong positive correlation with level of douchebaggery. Comes from the Corey Hart song "Sunglasses at Night."
Jeff: "Come on man, it really shouldn't take a guy 2 hours to get ready to go out."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
Jay: "Just a second, broskarooni, need to find my shades."
Jeff: "What? Why the hell would you wear sunglasses? It's 10pm and totally dark outside."
Jay: "Bro. They're my gettin' laid shades. If I put on the shades, best believe I'm gettin' laid. The ladies love these."
Jeff: "Shades or no shades, you haven't gotten laid in like 5 years, not counting that skank we paid $30 in Tijuana because we felt sorry for you. People already think you're enough of an obnoxious douche when you don't Corey Hart it."
Jay: "Don't be hatin' on my style. I'm gonna have my pick of any girl in the club tonight. Let's see...do I want a threesome with the Swenson sisters...or maybe I'll bang Alejandra, that new Brazilian model in town? So hard to choose! Don't worry bro, I'll make sure you get the DUFF, HAHAHAHAHA!"
Jeff: "Whatever you say, man. We both know the only girl you're going home with is jill, just like every other night. Just make sure you use a tissue instead of my towel this time, assclown."
by Nicholas D May 22, 2011
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Person 2: Oh thats White Hart lane a.k.a white hart cemetery.
Person 2: Oh thats White Hart lane a.k.a white hart cemetery.
by Me and your mum. May 12, 2009
Get the White Hart Lane mug.A term used usually by women describing a boy or man who acts like an asshole to them always. A j-hart usually cockblocks himself but can't even hook up with a girl who has one leg and or one arm, if he wants too! However, as much as a j-hart cockblocks himself he can actually get some from girls being over two hundred pounds. When seen with a j-hart you are usually categorized under a pothead, meathead, and nutner.
Zach: yo you are being a real j-hart hooking up with that fat girl on the stairs.
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
j-hart: nahh she was only over two hundred pounds and her face was pretty.
Zach: it really wasn't
j-hart: whatever...wanna go to the gym with me?
by looondon March 7, 2007
Get the j-hart mug.A cross between hard and hot as made famous by Lady Gaga in the song Poker Face because the bitch can't seem to enunciate when she sings.
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