Ipod Hannukah

When one's ipod battery indicator shows that the ipod will die shortly but ends up lasting for hours thereafter, much to the surprise of the user. Alludes to the Jewish tradition of Hannukah in which the Jews' oil lasted for eight days instead of the predicted one.

After seeing the battery meter on my ipod, I was sure that it would die within the hour but ended up lasting all through the day. Happy Ipod Hannukah!

by njv32 June 30, 2011

fat hangups

overweight people being especially mean, rude, and aggressive towards non-fat people, because the fat person is insecure about their fatness, ugliness, or they are hungry

Fat Girl: Why aren't you finishing your hamburger? Don't you know that's a waste of money? You could have bought a bus pass with the money you wasted on your plate!

Guy: Don't lay your fat hangups on me.

by urbanhighwriterguy October 2, 2012

hanus

punk as fuck

that new infected womb demo is so fucking hanus

by asdjfad October 16, 2010

Hanuchrismadanzaa

Politically correct term for the holidays encompassing all faiths (the important ones anyway)

Happy Hanuchrismadanzaa!

by tu July 10, 2003

hannu

hannu is a really massive shemale with big tits. hannu has a very attractive 14 y/o boy or a monster called niklas. you can buy drugs from hannu.

fucking hannu moit

by aapeli69 December 3, 2018

hanyu

a black man in or from China who is usually also a gangster or organized crime mastermind

They suspect that the hanyu was behind the crime.

by chank May 4, 2008

hanus

when your anus has alot of pubes
the act of having a hairy anus
hairy+anus=hanus

jake:dude that chick had so many hairs on her ass
dillon: oh she had a hanus then?

by matt throop February 13, 2009