Hannes

Hannes is the most perfect being that was ever created in the universe. People who are lucky enough to get to meet someone named Hannes should mark this day as the best day that they ever had.
Hannes are in every way the most talented and skilled person and also the most handsome. If anyone should be lucky enough to be their girl/boyfriend they must have enormous luck.

Person 1: Dude did you saw this guy at the bar?
Person 2: This super handsome guy?
Person 1: Yeah, I bet his name was Hannes!

by Cooler_Dude May 5, 2019

Hankey Stankey

A 41 year old DJ with booty that won't quit.

Girl: Congrats you Hankey Stankey you ruined my life

by ಥ_ಥuwu May 28, 2019

Hannes

Big ol tits

Look at that Hannes

by Xx-69Coolboy69-xX September 18, 2019

Hankey Baby

When you have to take a shit so bad that you release a mini Mr. Hankey.

Remember when Megan let out a Hankey Baby in Math Class?

by Sheepy9 November 7, 2019

Hanleyr

A gay young man who loves men. Pigeon is the only exception to his gay tendencies.

"Hanleyr can't flip reset but he can clap pigeon cheeks"

by Hello ronan November 9, 2019

harney

harney is a guy who is so sweet and will do anything for anyone, he usually has many knives stuck in his back but pretends that he couldn't care less whilst actually crying himself to sleep at night.

"harney" is so kind. *whispers* so where are we going tonight? make sure not to invite him.

by mister_anonymous September 3, 2020

hanley banks

hanley the littlest boy in the class and that is 11

hanley banks is so little

by hanley banks October 26, 2020