one-handed-bandit

When a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female's pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.

"Mr. Gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my booby at the same time!...Magical."

by Allison J December 8, 2004

hande yener

The famous electronica-pop singer in Turkey.She is famous for the radical change in her music style.an evolution from unbearable ordinary pop to house music in international standarts.

Hande Yener really improved her musical approach.
Hande Yener reminds me of the first works of Goldfrapp.

by Gaspar Noe September 10, 2007

goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 5, 2004

left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.

That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!

by Sumo December 14, 2006

one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.

Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.

by RageQTR November 30, 2009

left-handed jews

Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...

dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!

by theinspector June 18, 2008

Left handed

The best type of handed people

Fuck right handed people

1: yo it feels good to be left handed

Right handed shit lord (2): i know right! I hate being right handed. It sucks!

by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 3, 2018