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hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.
Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.
by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011
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Hamster Hot-Tub

A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.

First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.

The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.

The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.

An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
I’m going to surprise the misses tonight and give her a Hamster Hot-Tub
by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020
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Hamster Mix

Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.
All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again
by Malicious Content December 24, 2005
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Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.
Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.
by OldManD January 20, 2010
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Hamster Sex

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.
by Shouji August 31, 2006
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hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
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