the ham

Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.

"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"

by trojan_man007 August 07, 2008

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Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.

"Billy-Ray's attempt to buy alcohol with a fake i.d. was hampered by his high-pitched voice, his short stature and his ham which, when viewed from a distance of greater than a foot, appeared less like a mustache and more like a slight smear of chocolate milk."

Billy-Ray: "How-do, lovely lady? In addition to this bottle of MD 20/20, I'd like a pack of Lucky Strikes, please."

Cashier: "May I see your i.d. sir?"

Billy-Ray: "Sure thing, doll."

Cashier: "Listen, Magnum P.I., you're not fooling anyone with that pitiful ham! Got Milk? Get the hell outta here before I call the cops!"

by dorianX January 25, 2009

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n. the food Rupert Grint is obsessed with
n. meat product from pig, otherwise known as a pig product
n. extremely dramatic idiot
v. making something seem more important than it actually is

Rupert Grint loves ham.
I love ham.
Quit being such a ham!
You ham it up too much.

by A Citizen from the CLA (Chattanooga Lunatic Asylum November 02, 2003

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Ham is good for you to love.

Wow, look at Ham, isn't it wonderful?

by jarjarbinks November 28, 2004

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Acronym for He's A Mess.

Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.

by Hamalicious September 28, 2011

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