Hortense

A Fat ugly bitch that lives in france

Man Im so glad that french slut doesnt live in our country anymore.

I know, Hortense was so anoyying.

by Sogladshesgone November 14, 2010

"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.

Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic

by Hans Brix May 23, 2006

hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Hortobagyi

big pimpin'

foshizzle, they be all hortobagyi n' gravy - know what i'm saying?

by g0d March 20, 2003

horon

A person who is very stupid and slutty.

Hey look there is MArgiee the horon.

by shortie09 January 15, 2008

Tim Hortons

A food trough where obese Canadians line up for bitter coffee and stale doughnuts.

Tim Hortons coffee is so over rated.

by timmies suck July 26, 2010