Rusty Hitch

When a girl tries to stop riding you and you three finger pop her asshole and pull her back on.

I gave Kelly a good ol' rusty hitch

by Mr.bobo95 October 13, 2013

stinky hitchhiker

The act of inserting one's thumb into a partner's anus.

Jamal surprised Yolanda, anal virgin, with a stinky hitchhiker.

by Robot and ManChild March 9, 2014

Hoe Hitch

An accessory for a truck or light SUV. When you've had enough of that Hoe and want to drag that Hoe across town. She sits on the 3.5" ball hitch in roller skates and you tow her Hoe ass.

"That Hoe Courtney isn't allowed in my truck anymore. Pop a squat on my hoe hitch and I'll tow your bitch ass around town".

by Skiitchin June 23, 2021

Elena Hotchner

The sister of the FBI agent that works in the BAU, but is totally cool. Elena's a baker, singer, dancer, and puncher if you piss her off. She often finds herself in strings of unfortunate events, like for example; pervert guy touches her while she's just trying to buy her caramel delight cookies. She makes good ass cakes though, call her up on your birthday. She is optimistic, and loyal, but that doesn't stop her from being a bitch at times.

Hm, I wish Elena Hotchner could bake me a cake
I heard Elena Hotchner punched a dude!

by askingformoney November 4, 2022

Hotchkiss Girls

A super hot, super smart, super athletic. SUPER AMAZING girl that goes to The Hotchkiss School: a Top Ten Boarding school. Guys wish they had them, girls want to me them....
enough said.

Taftie Guy 1: Ohh shitt, did you see those Hotchkiss Girls play us in Lacrosse?
Taftie Guy 2: Hell yes! They kicked our ass, and they are HOT!

by Bearcat Number One Fan June 26, 2007

Hotch

A term for a woman that annoys me. Not an annoying woman, one who is annoying me currently.

Wow Kim is being a total hotch. Wow Kim = hotchface

by Quinton Canales January 14, 2008

hitchcock

A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.

Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window

by JimmyJr May 24, 2006