Hoached

When something is rotten nearly to the point that it is un-recognizable.

We left some maggots in the car on our fishing trip, when we found them 7 weeks later they were hoached!

That slut I screwed last weeks hoached moot nearly made me chunder.

by T-bomba November 19, 2010

hoback

Literal meaning : verb -- to get Hepatitis C from the fecal matter encased beneath a prostitute's fingernails.

Colloquially use as a verb to indicate any transmittable disease being communicate via the fecal matter of a prostitute.

Jimmy's diagnosis of Hepatitis C could only mean one thing: he had been hobacked by that prostitute he met in Oto, Iowa.

by Kris W. October 16, 2012

hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.

"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."

by Greg March 30, 2003

Hondacondria

The irrational belief that there is always something wrong with one's Japanese car.

Hondacondria: "First the brakes, now the seat belts don't work in this bloody Honda either..."

by liastd222 November 8, 2007

hotacaust

When an extremely skinny chick looks like a holocaust victim, but is still hot.

That chick is so thin she looks like a skin flap covering a unitard. But she's still hotacaust.

by tricked22 April 28, 2011

hodaddy

A man who loves sex and is always looking to get laid.

"Mark is one big hodaddy - that's the third chick he's hit on tonight"

by Kare Kare October 30, 2003

Hodad

A Hodad is an older surfer, who most often rides a longboard and is able to get onto waves before the shortboards, but because the hodad is riding a longboard, he is unable to shred the vave the way a shortboarder would be able to do. The opposite of a gremmie, a younger surfer that rides a short board but who drops in on you everytime.

In the movie "Ride the Wild Surf" the song "Secret Surf Spot":

"My secret surf spot, where nobody knows
The Gremmies and the Hodads never go"

by Dr Eagle Sperm-Cannon, LSD June 30, 2007