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HAKIM

Hakim is so handsome
by Hakim the goat October 14, 2021
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Hawaiian Thunder

The smell resulting from the mixture of pungent flatulence and Febreze Hawaiian Aloha odor spray in a poorly ventilated bathroom.
Hey Steve, Taco Bell was great, let's go home and make some Hawaiian Thunder
by Jake46290 May 2, 2022
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Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.
She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.
by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023
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Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.
Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.
by MR MIXER April 16, 2023
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Hawaiian Sidepiece

Fashioning an ad hoc Fleshlight by carving a hole in Spam for one's manhood. Vacationing in Hawaii and/or pineapple rings is optional
I forgot to pack my porta-vag so I guess i'm going to have to go full ham and whittle a Hawaiian Sidepiece in the Spam
by Bigevilguy August 24, 2023
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kinky Hawaiian

When a guy has a 5some with 4 other people and so he straps 3 strap-ons to himself and shakes his hips like a Hawaiian dancer so he can fuck all of them at the same time.
Did you hear that Dave did the Kinky Hawaiian with those 4 girls?
by Kinky Hawaiian June 18, 2016
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aussie haka

The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.
Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.
by lostnz88 December 19, 2018
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