Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Blue Garfield

a type of ecstasy. It is blue, and shaped like garfield's face.
Also, freaking awesome roll.

I would usually have to take 2 or 3 e to roll, but taking one blue garfield did the job. This was after taking a mollie the weekend before.

"I took a blue garfield last night and rolled my ass off."

"I know. I was drunk as shit and we had a very deep conversation."

:D

by iLiveinSoCal April 19, 2009

Garff

a highly sophisticated person

he is the kind of Garff they are looking for on the community board

by Michael January 13, 2004

Garforth Community College

“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!

Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn

Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!

Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College

by MAC AGENT December 14, 2008

Garforth Academy

Its a school guess where in Garforth and its not even a real academy its rubbish and it shows off when we dont even have enought board pens! and we all hate it! woop woop...

"Yay im going to garforth academy!"
"haha lol gutted!!

by a person who goes the that sch January 24, 2011

Garfield

A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.

Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)

by SuperM789 January 27, 2019

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005