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Guatemalan Sunrise

This is a sexual act that is accomplished through the insertion of Guacamole, egg whites, and hot sauce being poured inside of a vagina, then to top it all off, you fuck whichever hole it is. Most commonly performed in the morning.
Daamn B, I hella got drunk and gave that bitch a Guatemalan Sunrise and shit yo!
by Mikey Fresh B February 22, 2011
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gussed

When you wake up finding a girl/guy in your bed and you can't get rid of them, you send this to your mates to alert them that you need help.
Guy 1: Mate, help me, I'm gussed! She's fat too
Guy 2: On it, and bringing reinforcements
by Lenpup April 28, 2011
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Gunter

Hebrew in orgin. Refers to women with copious amounts of facial hair, also commonly referred to as a Bearded Lady.
Man, I took my kids to the carnival the other night, we saw a midget, 6 gypsies and at least two respectable Gunters.
by jefferson4020 March 1, 2011
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guate rican

somebody who is mixed with puerto rican and guatemalan
look at that hot ass guy he guate rican!!!!
by titoa43 December 15, 2006
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Gunter

A fat girl who has a gut so large that it hangs over her genital area.

a gut + cunt = gunt.
Melissa:Man look at Caitlin w. Her gunt is huge!

Thomas: i know, what a gunter!
by QualicumBeach June 3, 2011
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guntering

a) A fuck or a rodgering.
I gave her a right 'ol guntering last night!
by munkipants October 22, 2009
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Guatemalan Omelet

The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.

Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.

The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?

Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)

Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
by SuperfanGiovanni April 22, 2013
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