by i<3guarav May 4, 2009
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Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?
Hey wang guard... er I mean Kyle. How's your fanny pack feel today you fruity bastard?
by Wang Guards 'R Us May 5, 2005
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1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed
by krillo May 11, 2006
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Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.
The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.
Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.
The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.
by therealelizacat December 14, 2013
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