An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.
Person 1: I want to go into Springkell to see the river.
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
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Get the knee guard mug.This is an organization of skilled females and/or males that learn countless marching drills, twirl flags, rifles, sabers or other items in time with music from the band or to drum solo's. They spend countless days during the summer in the heat on asphalt learning drills, marching for hours on to produce a show that usually last about 10 minutes. They can throw their item of choice up to 10 feet in the air and as the item is in the air it spins in rotation to land back in the hands of the person who threw it or to another person it was thrown to. Some guard people can even spin around while said item is in the air before they catch this item. WGI- most of the people in band and guard are honor students and/or straight A students.
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Some players prefer them because of their close representation of the human race.
They're infamous for their lousy weapons, aim and armor.
They often arrive in hundreds on the battlefield, and it's very common for them to be shred to pieces by whatever gets in their way.
They're loyal to the emperor and come from many diverse planets. The planet they come from often defines their look. Some example regiments are Cadians, Catachan and the Valhallans.
Some players prefer them because of their close representation of the human race.
They're infamous for their lousy weapons, aim and armor.
They often arrive in hundreds on the battlefield, and it's very common for them to be shred to pieces by whatever gets in their way.
They're loyal to the emperor and come from many diverse planets. The planet they come from often defines their look. Some example regiments are Cadians, Catachan and the Valhallans.
Your accuracy is even worse than that of the avarage imperial guard soldier.
The Imperial Guard is as close to cannon fodder as you can get.
The Imperial Guard is as close to cannon fodder as you can get.
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