A junior "congresswoman" from Georgia who has been stripped of power because she is a clueless cunt. Believes in the asinine conspiracy theories of Qanon and professional sycophant of cheeto baby jesus. Not only is she a twisted fuck who supports fascism, she pretends to actually know the meaning of big words like socialism, patriotism, economics, American history, debating, constitution, 2nd Amendment, constituents, and religion. An embarrassing attempt at representing an uneducated district, she has done nothing in congress but make a complete fucking ass of herself and the cult party she so desperately wants approval from. She betrays herself an NRA puppet who fantasizes killing Americans who are liberal when in reality couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat. Her incompetents has now become legendary in American politics and will go down in history as a total failure and permanent shit stain of a human being.
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Camera man: I believe she is hiding in there!
Wall speaker: Say hello to my little friend! Boom!
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Rioter 2: I'm having trouble aiming the thing!
Rioter 1: Stop pointing it at me dude!
Rioter 2: It's not working!
Rioter 1: I can't read the instructions!
Rioter 2: Just press that red button...
Camera man: I believe she is hiding in there!
Wall speaker: Say hello to my little friend! Boom!
Rioter 1: Quick! Deploy the Marjorie Taylor Green!
Rioter 2: I'm having trouble aiming the thing!
Rioter 1: Stop pointing it at me dude!
Rioter 2: It's not working!
Rioter 1: I can't read the instructions!
Rioter 2: Just press that red button...
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A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
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Duster: Dude..what're you listening to..?
KGFan: Will Got Fired, i actually know the kid who the song's--
Duster: Who's it by?
KGFan: Killer Green. You can check out thier myspace if you wanna hear more..actually hey, they have an album out now..
Duster: *licks lips* mm..kay thanks
KGFan: Will Got Fired, i actually know the kid who the song's--
Duster: Who's it by?
KGFan: Killer Green. You can check out thier myspace if you wanna hear more..actually hey, they have an album out now..
Duster: *licks lips* mm..kay thanks
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Most people lust after green eyes, and find them to be incredibly beautiful.
Green eyes are compared and rated against blue quite often but the majority usually votes in favor of green since they are the rarest and most gorgeous.
People with green eyes are normally unique and different and secretley admired.
Most people lust after green eyes, and find them to be incredibly beautiful.
Green eyes are compared and rated against blue quite often but the majority usually votes in favor of green since they are the rarest and most gorgeous.
People with green eyes are normally unique and different and secretley admired.
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