future grocery bagger

Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm

" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "

by jamez rulez May 18, 2006

bagging groceries

What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.

Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.

by Mr.Sacman May 19, 2009

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

grockle

one who pays the wages of many young people in sea-side/picturesque towns.
one who enables a lot of businesses in sea-side/picturesque towns to remain open, when they would have otherwise died.

shop-keep- "heads up, grockle in store"
grockle spends up big.
shop-keep makes small profit on sale.

by boggis maximus February 7, 2009