Stinky Guetchanitas

A rare dissease in wich the area between a persons genitals and anis (AKA Guetch) smells like ronchi shit most of the time

Jacob had a rare case of Stinky Guetchanitas

by justice_GIGITY February 25, 2010

Gretchen

An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?

"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"

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by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009

Stretchin Gretchin

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

guetch

slang word for the perineum, or the part of the male body between the balls and anus, also known as the taint

Welcome to Brunswick, Georgia, otherwise known as the guetch of America.

by N. Phil Trader September 21, 2008

Greschk

Verb. Summoning the Tessaiga from your ass.

It causes intense pain in the anal, but gives you a powerful weapon to use in battle.

I'll Greschk to get the sword! It will hurt!

by Bill Hill and Sheldon February 23, 2008

gretchin

A mispronounciation of "bregin" originating in Guam in the 1950's by a retard named Froy Layvan (later made famous by being a subject in the experiments of Dr. Frink). Layvan tripped while saying 'bregin' and it came out 'gretchin' and thencefourth said 'gretchin' in it's place. In 1954 he was moved to the US for study where the saying caught on like wildfire.

"wassup my gretchin... *thud* ... duh!"

by Former Presidential Candidate Bob Dole January 16, 2005

Gretchen

A self-conceded biotch who doesn't care about anyone but herself. Never thinks of others and is too fake to have any friends. Extremely ugly to the point of being unbearable to look at.

Who would ever want to live as a Gretchen.

by Bsksuebao November 24, 2014