gretchin 

A mispronounciation of "bregin" originating in Guam in the 1950's by a retard named Froy Layvan (later made famous by being a subject in the experiments of Dr. Frink). Layvan tripped while saying 'bregin' and it came out 'gretchin' and thencefourth said 'gretchin' in it's place. In 1954 he was moved to the US for study where the saying caught on like wildfire.

"wassup my gretchin... *thud* ... duh!"

gretchin by Former Presidential Candidate Bob Dole January 16, 2005

gretchin’ 

when someone acting crazy.

“you gretchin’ fr”🤣🤣

gretchin’ by grumposarous January 27, 2022

Stretchin Gretchin 

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

Stretchin Gretchin by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

Gretchen Wieners by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

Gretchen 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet! She doesn't think much of herself but everyone around is jealous of how beautiful she is! She is a good girl but likes to make jokes and laugh! She may be shy at first but she will be a loyal bestfriend when you get to know her! She doesn't have to look far for a boyfriend because he will come along and treat her like a princess and he will give her anything! Usually dates a guy that can go by a few names or has a unique name! When she finds this guy, she will never have to worry about a thing because he will take care of everything!

Wow, look at Gretchen isn't she amazing?
Yea, she's the kind of girl I would give anything to just to see her smile!

Gretchen by Airdan June 20, 2013

Gretchen 

If u know her u know her she is always smiling and laughing. She is bold and brave and won’t back down easily. She is loving and caring and cares a lot about her friends and will defend them with all of her heart. also she can put up one hell of an arm wrestle.

If you have a Gretchen in ur life keep her.

Gretchen by R-Man-Dude-Dog November 15, 2019

Gretchen McContent 

Any sort of content written by or associated with Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen McContent includes her blog, All Things Linguistic; her podcast, Lingthusiasm; Crash Course Linguistics, which she writes for; Tom Scott's Language Files, which she also writes for; and every other linguistics resource on the internet, which she also writes for.

I used to only listen to Lingthusiasm, but now that I discovered All Things Lingustic, there's so much more Gretchen McContent?

Gretchen McContent by hollandaisedonuts October 21, 2020