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Gooner

check out Maple! theyre being a gooner!
by skinibif May 22, 2025
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Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
by erghuij June 29, 2024
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Gooner

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2
by ItsCookz January 9, 2025
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Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner
by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025
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Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.
That guy from North London is a gooner
by Rattybags December 19, 2023
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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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