Google+

Google+ is bad, the new comment system requires a Google+ account to be linked to your Youtube channel, comments don't appear chronologically and is completely disorganized and would confuse to person as they try to find their desired comment, even worse is the spam that bombarded the comment sections, people would create accounts to disguise themselves as Hitler, Jesus, Obama, etc. and now that ascii art is allowed, many of the people would spam swastika's and dicks all over the comment sections, many of them is about bob building an army that is against Google+, even worse is that the new comment system doesn't have a limit for characters, which means that when you click "expand this comment" it is very inconvenient and time consuming to collapse it sometimes, even worse is when you click it, the link directs you to a screamer or a virus making this site appear more dangerous than the Yungas Road, The video "meet the new youtube comments" has more dislikes the likes on the Ratio, and the fact that it claims "Youtube comments just got better" is a lie, The spam and the offensive comments makes it way worse and unsatisfying, the new changes drives many people to delete their Youtube accounts and migrate to Vimeo, The youtube co-founder "Jawed Karim" is also against this update, in his first youtube comment in 8 years, the comment says "why the fuck do I need a Google+ account to comment+".

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by BetterSkatez November 29, 2013

google hoe

Prefering to use google for everything, even when there is an alternative.

Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.

by mystic pawn October 22, 2006

Google harder

A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google.

An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully.

Dude, I don't know what it means to kill two frogs with one dart, and I can't freakin find the definition on google!

Google harder you idiot...

by attifinch May 29, 2011

Google fu

Ability to search the internet and find what you are looking for.

Noun. Created by blending google and kung fu. Allusion to internet searching skill to being a martial art.

Asking for help in internet searching;

My google fu is weak today, can you look for me?

Commenting on to someone re their ability to find something:

Your google fu is mighty!

by Nibblet December 16, 2008

Google doodle

Changes to the usual Google search engine home page logo to mark special events, celebrity birth/death dates, holidays, etc. and major events, such as the Olympics. These logos often use humorous features, such as cartoon modifications. These special logos have become known as Google Doodles.

The first Google Doodle was for the Burning Man Festival of 1998.

by Bill gronos September 15, 2009

google

N. A company hell bent on world domination. With features ranging from telling you the answer to life, universe, and everything to showing you an aerial photo of Area-51, there is no question whether or not their goal is world domination.

Bob: OMG OMG, GOOGLE IS GOING TO EFFING TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
JOE: better Google taking over the world than Microsoft.
BOB: you got a point there. Now let's go order some prostitutes

Personally, I wouldn't terribly mind Google taking over the world-the only regret I would have is that they beat me to world domination.

by Satanist Cows go meow April 15, 2009

google stare

when one sits at their computer staring at the google homepage trying to think of something worthy to search for.

(in an IM)
11:Hey whats up man
22:nothin just doin the google stare...
11:aww bummer

by SuperDuperXP June 4, 2007