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Goise

A way that ugly girls pronounce the word "guys" to get attention and try to be cute, but its just not cute at all. Often said after "hey" - pronounced like "hoi". She sounds stupid but she actually means "hey guys" so just smile and nod and pretend its cute.
"Hoi goise! Wanna go to McDonalds? I'm starving you goise!"
by playtennis123456789 January 30, 2012
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Goten

The most powerful character in Dragon Ball relative to age. The better half of the Goten Trunks duo. Has the biggest penis in the multiverse. Goten is the greatest character in dragon ball.
Wow I’ve never seen a character as a great as Goten
by DragonBallFinatic February 12, 2019
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bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.
That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.
by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008
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goater

Someone who is or has been in a relationship with a goat, or a person who has multiple goats in his house
The mentally challenged man was a goater
by goat42 December 13, 2010
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goatess

(Noun) A play-on-words for a goat loving girl, who thinks she's a goddess
"What a goatess"
by hindithug September 2, 2011
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Ha gotem moment

(n) A situation in which one person is able to trick somebody is doing something they didn't want to do in the first place and then promptly laughs at them afterward.
Person 1: Hey, you remember when Ned was willing to play that game with you and then you just left after 5 minutes.
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was a real ha gotem moment.
by log_e(e^e)=e December 25, 2019
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Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.
Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!
by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010
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