Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.
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The female equivalent of "Arabian Goggles". A female squats over a mans face engulfing his entire nose and mouth within her vagina while spreading her labia over her partners eyes.
"But Coroner, how did he die?"
"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."
"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."
by Zayo April 27, 2011
Get the Labia Goggles mug.When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.
Compare and contrast beer goggles.
Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.
by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011
Get the Shallow Hal Goggles mug.Male squats over female and places his testicles in a position so that one is in each eye socket - creating the phenomenom referred to as bollock goggles.Great fun and good for the skin under your eyes
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Get the Acapulco Goggles mug.When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.
Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..
Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.
(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)
Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!
Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.
Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...
Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!
Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...
Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.
(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)
Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!
Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.
Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...
Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!
Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...
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