Jess Goal

A Goal that shouldn't have gone in the net in NHL 2013 but somehow found its way in.

Eww that was such a Jess Goal.

by Ron Mexico504 April 8, 2013

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Set Your Goals

A pop-punk/melodic hardcore band from San Francisco, CA. Unlike most other pop-"punk" bands like Fall Out Boy or Paramore, they actually have a punk sound. Their instrumentation is a little sloppy, they're far from overproduced, but that just makes their music more endearing. They have craploads of passion, youthful abandon, strong DIY mentality, and are a fresh breath of air in the stagnant pop friendly punk world.

Set Your Goals is an amazing band

by M Bilan July 5, 2008

Go ahead goal

The goal that puts the scoring team ahead in a game(breaking a tie). Commonly heard during soccer matches and hockey games.

"The game was tied 2-2, but Messi scored the go ahead goal in the 89th minute."

by elusivelattice May 13, 2009

The Goat

The Greatest OF All Time

2pac is the goat of rap.

by darious miles III January 12, 2011

Judas Goat

A Judas goat is a trained goat used at a slaughterhouse and in general animal herding. The Judas goat is trained to associate with sheep or cattle, leading them to a specific destination. In stockyards, a Judas goat will lead sheep to slaughter, while its own life is spared. Judas goats are also used to lead other animals to specific pens and on to trucks.

"Yes follow the judas goat to your death's fools!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "

by TheRevolution19 February 4, 2007

Goatspeed

The atheist version of the phrase "Godspeed".

Hey Joe, can you touch up the RationalWiki article on Atheism? Goatspeed!

by Charlie Macson October 25, 2009