global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020

glogirl

a girl who’s obsessed with chief keef like literally insanely obsessed

omg have you been to her house ??
yeah she has lots of pictures of some rapper all over her walls

yeah that’s chief keef! she’s such a glogirl

by fuckgoddamn July 10, 2021

Global Warming

The Earth becomes hot.

Factories cause global warming.

by PiranhaFeet October 31, 2021

Global Fashion Icon

It's obviously the ONE and ONLY fashion king Park Jongseong (JAY) from ENHYPEN Apart from knowing how to combine each piece of clothing, for years he has studied fashion as an expression of art, adding to this his modeling career that began at an early age. He feels fashion as an art, the entire universe, he understands and studies it, he takes advantage of his incredible body proportions to wear incredible outfits worthy of a red carpet. For that and so much more, ENHYPEN's Park Jongseong is the global fashion icon.

"wow, who is that beautiful man who dresses so well? "
- "yeah, he's ENHYPEN's Park Jongseong, the main rapper, main dancer and the Global Fashion Icon"
"yuh, the title fits him perfectly "

by Niel0801 January 4, 2022

Geogashing

Similar to the childhood pursuit of Geocaching. where one searches for hidden "caches" of treasure. Geogashers are given the rough location of a brothel and have to find its contents, the "gash". A brothel hunt.

After ten pints and two lines, Dan gave Sean the mysterious Geogashing directions, so he could empty his sack.

by BratfudReally April 1, 2022

Global Majority

Refers to the non-White/non-Indo-European majority that constitutes close to 90% of the globe. Popular usage started off with British NGOs and governments after the 2020 Summer of Love events called the George Floyd "protests" and the increasing mask-off attitude from the New World Order (NWO) oligarchs following that event.

In 2020, the Church of England created an Archbishops' Anti-Racism Taskforce to examine racism in the church. At the time, it primarily used the term "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic" (UKME). When the taskforce's report was published in April 2021, it chose a broader description of "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic/Global Majority Heritage" (UKME/GMH) as more appropriate than BAME. The language of "Global Majority Heritage" is seen as a reminder that minorities often come from a majority culture before migrating to the UK. However, some have rejected the term because it is seen as associated with critical race and intersectional theories.

by juststaythehellaway June 29, 2023

Gloater

A gloater is someone that tends to mock or taunt someone after claiming a sort of victory over them or beating them at something.

Robert beat Nick at a game of Monopoly and then proceeded to mock him like a gloater.

by Chops2006 July 1, 2023