Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007

gleegasm

hearing the voices of the amazing Glee guys (mostly Mark and Sam and Corey) and getting an orgasm that is so powerful ur pants melt.

Gleegasm

*hears Mark Salling sing Sweet Caroline* shit! i just had a gleegasm

by Sweet Caroline!!!!! December 8, 2010

glazed doughnut

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.

Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004

gleef

trapped air in a medical exam glove makes a qweef like sound

It happen when putting on a medical exam glove and trapped air makes a qweef like sound,gleef.

by girthzilla July 7, 2009

geezer gamer

A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.

You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.

by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005

Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

by Neil January 8, 2005

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005