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Girthvader

A Person who has a very Girthy cock.
"Oh my Days.........have you heard about the Girth on that Facevader? People call him Girthvader! Its wider than my Nans remote Control!!!
by Facevader Girthvader October 25, 2012
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girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)
jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!
by greg jameson October 9, 2008
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girch

A retard, waterhead, or even idiot.
You're such a fucking girch! Stop being a girch!
by Brandon O September 13, 2006
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GITHGOM

Acronym: Give It To Her Good, Old Man

Often said from one male friend to another to communicate well wishes with an attractive female. Very effective as a one word text message. Can also be used to convey success with a female after the fact.
Oh you're going out with Rebecca tonight? GITHGOM.
by God of the Kitchen February 5, 2010
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garth

Fairly direct with his intentions and in dealing with people. Not one to beat around the bush. Thinks that the truth will set you free no matter how hard it is to hear. Usually associated with music in some form. Very connected with everything because he believes all is connected.
Garth's honesty is brutal, but at least he tells the truth.
by analomus February 4, 2010
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Girthy Nipples

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.
Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!
by Gingergasm December 18, 2010
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girthquake

Any seismic event caused by ones weight, especially an obese person or obese people
The girthquake from when that fat bitch went by totally spilled my drink
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