luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

Galicia (Spain)

Is a autonomic community in Spain. Galicia has its own language, Galician, which comes from the Galician-Portuguese, who also was born of Portuguese. Border with Portugal and the Atlantic Ocean (also with regions of "Castilla y Leon" and "Asturias"). Its climate is warm in summer but in winter is very cold. The capital cityl is Santiago de Compostela and the largest city is "A Coruña". Galicia has about two and a half million inhabitants. Of whom 80% speak Galician. It has its own television channel, "TVG" which is a leader in hearing Friday in Galicia.

Galicia (Spain)

by TheCarlos232 October 27, 2011

Garcia Middle School Cafeteria Food

1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)

Garcia middle school cafeteria food tastes like dog shit.

by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014

Marcy Garcia'd

When you swindle someone out of something that is not yours.

"I just marcy garcia'd that ice cream sandwich"
"You just Marcy Garcia'd that jawbone jambox"

by honey_badger July 15, 2011

Ryan García

An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.

garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.

normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.

garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.

by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020

Benjamin Garcia

Fat. Just so so so so so so fat. like super huge mega colossal fat.

“He looks like a Benjamin Garcia”

by Benjamin Garcia 209 April 16, 2020

Edward garcia

The best most loving person a internet star. He is awesome with girls and loves to have sex he can do any girl in the world. He is the most hottest football player of 2008-2009

he is the best! go Edward garcia !

by lover of edwardgarcia October 30, 2008