Garfield

The surname of a person who hates Monday (e.g. an employee with mountaining amounts of workload)

Every time Monday rolls around, I can't help but feel like a true Garfield, just like Lucretia Garfield, dreading the mountain of work ahead!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Garfields

Garfields- those panties that only cover the top half of the butt leaving the appearance of Garfields eyes.

Love when women wear those Garfields

by Unchangeable Bird August 27, 2024

garfield

an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.

jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022

God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance

Garfield lol

I do The Garfield to your mother

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 21, 2021

Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior

Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat

by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022

Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024