garfield

garfield is a show

he eats hes garfield

by ericeric123451 March 26, 2022

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015

Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

Garfield

1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname

1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield

by the random. November 26, 2021

garfield

an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.

jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline

garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022

Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

“Wow he’s a Garfield”

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021