Gainesville

North Central Florida "city," home to the most retarded hicks on the planet. They can't help it, though, as they are so severely inbred. The fact that their eyes are so close together in their heads and so many of them have the same last name will attest to this. Gainesville teenagers who think they're sophisticated refer to the city as "Lamesville," however they have little to compare it to as most of them have never been north of the Georgia state line. The most retarded hick in Pennsylvania, New Jersey or New York is nowhere nearly as retarded as the most retarded hick in Gainesville.

The University of Florida is Gainesville's claim to fame. It is a very tiny island in a very large sea of stupidity. If you want to have an intelligent conversation don't go anywhere far from these places.

Gainesville is a lousy place to find a mate with all his or her teeth whose parents weren't brother and sister. The University of Florida is no place to find a mate while you're there or a decent job after you graduate. Don't expect recruiters to salivate when they see "University of Florida" on your resume. If you are over 25 and have a triple-digit IQ prepare to spend a lot of lonely evenings. All the people over 30 were either born there and don't know any better or are losers who couldn't hack it in DC, New York or Miami.

Gainesville: where family trees do not fork

by ReallyHatesFlorida July 24, 2010

Goiner

A random term that may appear while slamming your fists down repeatedly on the keyboard.

Me: ncsoajgoinernckosafcowm

Other: wow, way to goiner!!

by C. Falcon June 11, 2008

grant garner

u put my name on here so im doin the same ahahahahahahahahahaha grant likes cheese

grant said to a typewriter, i fly with my tape measure!

by ahahahahaha August 5, 2003

Brittney Griner

Brittney Griner is a 2 time all-star player for the WNBA. She studed at Baylor university in Texas. She was the first pick in the 2013 WNBA draft who now plays for the Phoenix Mercury.

Brittney Griner plays basketball.

by Suly Marie July 24, 2015

Gainesvegas

Local skate term for the hell hole known as Gainesville, Georgia. It is full of dumbass police that will arrest you for skating.

Skater 1: "Hey man, let's go skate the square in Gainesvegas."

Skater 2: "Fuck no, man. The pigs crawl all over that place."

Skater 1: "Fuck Gainesville City, let's skate."

by Sonny Perdue August 22, 2008

Garner

A Garner is a person who acts like a little bitch. As a kid, a Garner can be heard shouting "I'm telling!" at any injustice or breaking of a rule. As an adult, a Garner is still a liltle bitch. They often tattle tale and avoid confrontation with other adults.

A Garner tends to think of themselves as above others and expects the world to cater to them. This, of course, is because they are more intelligent than everyone. A Garner will be the first to tell you how wonderful they are.

"He's a real Garner, ran right to the boss to tattle but didn't talk to me. "
"She's a Garner, you have to do it her way because she thinks she knows everything."

by Uratroll September 23, 2020

Geiner

When a squirrel eats cum out of a taco bowl. It is very difficult and can result in injury to the squirrel. The picture shows the stress of a geiner to a squirrel.

“Have you ever tried doing a geiner?”
“No”
“Good, it’s more difficult than you’d expect”

by Joe Biden 1111111111111 February 23, 2021