Glumpy gimpy

The word for an unknown creature who causes extreme misfortune everywhere no matter how big or little

Man. I lost my phone. Must have been the glumpy gimpy.

by Alex the alien bunni! October 19, 2024

glummick

Fast guzzler; drinks beer hella fast down guzzle

Wil is the superior glummick when it comes to guzzling a beer.

by Wavis & Nasty November 28, 2024

Glumpinkin

When you have sex with a moldy carved pumpkin

"I could really go for a glumpinkin right now" said the glumpinkin man

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit

while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin

by fattestbloke December 23, 2024

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

glumbra

A lingering emotional haze that settles after an intense experience. Not quite sadness, not quite relief, but a quiet, reflective fog.

After the concert ended, a glumbra hung over the crowd like nobody wanted to leave, but nobody knew what to say.

by MeatenChicken1000 February 13, 2026

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025