Glory Beer

The beer or beers that is first opened the morning after drinking. Most likely during a hang over to cure such hang over. Or to keep drunk from the night before.

Jeremy reached over from his bed, hung over from the night before, to grab a beer to cure his hang over.

Tanner woke up still drunk from the night before and cracked open a glory beer to start the day.

by rpcob April 24, 2010

goopy

a description of something that is gooey and drippy.

a word invented by my kids

there is wallpaper glue on the floor, you step in it, it is goopy.

by naomi January 3, 2004

gloryholer

One who participates in gloryhole sex.

I hear Dan goes goes this sexual deviant club. He's a gloryholer or something.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Glory Wipe

The act of wiping after taking a crap and turning around to the magnificent realisation that there is no crap on the toilet paper. Thus, no more paper is neeeded and glory wipe has been achieved.

"That was one of the easiest craps I've ever had. You know what makes it better though? I've just achieved glory wipe!"

by Messiah of Fromage January 27, 2009

edge of glory

moment of death. originated from Lady Gaga's song "The Edge Of Glory" dedicated to her grandpa after his death and featuring Clarence Clemons who died with the release of the video.

I hear Jason's grandpa is on the edge of glory.
that's sad man. he was cool

by itsAllTheSame June 20, 2011

glory hole

A hole in a wall in either a public restroom or peephole, used to give oral sex to the inhabitants of said areas.

99% of the time the person on the other side of the glory hole is a man, so be wary.

Dude, the glory hole in the bathroom is manned, go get some!

by Nutsacjac June 14, 2003

glory hog

a person who seeks excessive praise for something

He was such a glory hog I was barely noticed for my role.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2010