Future butterfly

Your not high now but your going to get high and be a butterfly.

Future butterfly going to spend the day higher then high-Elliott Smith

by Kiggy May 28, 2018

future boy

any aged male who is sexually into males. he can either be bisexual/transexual/all gay/ ecetera to be called a future boy

when my guy friend came out of the closet i told him "yay be gay now future boy." Now he sleeps with guys almost every weekend and supports gays by going to the gay parade each year

by raspberry 411 March 19, 2008

Future Poo

A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!

"Oh boy, i just had a future poo before you arrived! Didn't even have to use any bog roll!!!"

by K-One2007 December 1, 2007

Future Fucker

The fucker of the future.

"Hey dad!" "Hey future fucker!"

by future fucker March 17, 2012

Future Bogan

An individual who's lack of hygiene, namely not washing hair, brushing teeth, washing clothes, and constant pungent odour has seen them come close to receiving the 'bogan' tag. Generally they are also a weasel and refuse to buy drinks or spend their own money.

Willie: Man, have you seen Woods lately, he really should buy toothpaste, soap and shampoo, he smells?
Camby Cam: Yeah I saw him, he owes me $50 in unpaid bus fairs.
Willie: This future bogan is UNBELIEVABLE.

by the mangled August 8, 2011

Future Case

A person that you wanna have some kids wit. baby daddy, baby momma
(Like a child support case)

Wow He's very nice looking! I want to have his kids one day.
~~~~~~~~or~~~~~~~~
Dayum! That Nigga look so dam sexy... thats my future case.

by Big Zonnie Juan November 28, 2003

Future Trunks Syndrome

Being unable to help yourself, but helping others in the same pickle as you who are able to be helped.

Person A: "Man, Amanda keeps giving people small pox vaccines even though she was smallpox herself."
Person C: "I know, she's got Future Trunks Syndrome."
Person B: "You're a fucking weeb Person C."
Person C: "I know."

by Dordobolong June 23, 2022