futon

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

by lotus.tear May 28, 2007

futon

A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.

Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.

by Josh March 26, 2003

futon

A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.

Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out

by Whakatane girl January 11, 2007

furosha

When you get a little piece of your meal stuck in your back teeth and you don't find it until later where you get to enjoy your food once again!

"I have some furosha stuck in my teeth. It tastes just as good as last time!"

by Tiago F October 15, 2007

futso

n. a putz and a fasto, a fat putz, especially useful expression when negotiating heavy traffic and a large concentration of bad drivers

That guy cut you off! What a futso.

by Max April 22, 2005

Futon Coma

The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.

Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.

by jd4_7 November 24, 2011

Futon Turd

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

by Hook em Horns February 11, 2009